Mahou no Rouge Lipstick

Airdate: July 10, 1985

Plot
Rollerblading loli Yuma has a crush on her teenage neighbor, Makoto, and is jealous of his catty blue-haired girlfriend, Emma. After peeping in on them fucking, a distraught Yuma runs into a traveling pig salesman from outer space who’s languishing on the street. She brings him some water, and (possibly as a gesture of thanks) he shows her his wares. She picks out a tube of lipstick which contains a large-eared fairy critter who explains the lipstick’s powers. Yuma transforms herself into foxy alter ego Mia and heads off in search of dong.

At the local disco, Mia and Emma have a dance-off! (This porno is so eighties it hurts.) Mia spirits Makoto away from Emma, and they escape on a motorcycle while Makoto gropes Mia’s boobs which might be a shout-out to Cutey Honey’s opening credits. Things get very weird when Emma gives chase and whips out a bazooka, then a tank, and finally a fighter jet. Mia fights back by piloting a GIANT ROBOT that she swiped from the pig salesman. Because let’s face it, in Japan, giant robots are a kind of porn in and of themselves. Mia and Makoto escape and finally have sex! Unfortunately, when Mia climaxes, she reverts back into Yuma. AWKWARD. She knocks out a confused Makoto and runs away to have some alone time. THE END!