Moetan: Episode List

1- "Majikaru Tīchā" ("Magical Teacher")
(マジカルティーチャー)

Airdate: July 08, 2007

Ark is under trial for some sort of crime (I havent translated it yet but I guess we can all guess what for, when he manages to escape the courtroom and pass all the guards that were restraining him. Nijihara Ink is a high school student who is madly in love with a classmate of hers, Tezuki Nao. She finally managed to get the courage to ring the doobell to his home after his sister already left however, he already left without her.

She runs after him but trips over in the process and falls to the ground. A stange man offers to help her up however a police officer appears and he runs off. The policeman talks to her for a bit and walks off after the criminal. She goes to school where she discusses her attempts of love with her friends Reimi and Rina (I think that is their names). So what do they do? Call Nao over and run off, he puts a bandaid on her bruised head and once again, she goes nuts.

In some other place, Ark has finally been captured by his persuers and is forced down a black hole in the ground.

After a gym class, aka. Getting whacked by hordes of basketballs, Ink asks Nao to walk him with her only to have him decline as he has to discuss his poor english exam with their teacher. Ink goes to the local shrine and prays that he does well in his next exam when a duck who is Ark, falls down on top of her knocking her over.

Ink takes the duck home where he convinces her that she is a “Magical Girl” and that she is going to be able to help people with her magic. Giving her some sort of magical mobile phone, she transforms into a blue haired form of herself. We also learn that the duck is quite perverted and makes us wonder how a duck can drool so much…

Ink wants to fly to Nao’s home to help him complete his english work as she is now a “Magical Teacher”. Ark tells her to ask the staff to let her fly, so after another transformation sequence “Althrough she was supposed to type FLY, she typed FRY instead” and she grows wings and she flies off to Naos him and landing right on top of him. He throws her out but lets her in after awhile. There are two english phrases learnt during this session, they are:


 * Don’t you think Magical Girls look the same even after they transform?
 * I got episode 12 of that, do you want to copy it?

This is all broken up after Ark finds out about Nao’s little hentai stash of magazines and figurines completely embarassing Ink, so he throws them out of his room a second time. This episode ends with Ink being the bath and the duck going in with her, in which she attacks him, while another individual is out to get Ark.

English learnt in Moetan Corner


 * It’s great that the animation staff go all out with the quality of an anime’s first episode.

2- "Raibaru nante Iranai" ("I Don't Need a Rival")
(ライバルなんていらない)

Airdate: July 15, 2007

We leave this episode with where it left off, with the mysterious female looking for Ark, we then cut over to where Ark accidently sneezes over Ink, which seems to be a bit more then any duck could handle, geez, a omega drooling and sneezing duck… how very… odd.

We then go over to Sumi’s house which is basically a mansion, she is in neko pajamas and it being kindly awoken by her very kind maid as seen in this image. Yes, it is very good to see super powerful maids again. Anyway, after being woken, she has breakfast and taken off to school. However, while going to get changed, the maid steps on her tail tripping her over.

There are a few major important things about Sumi, they are:


 * She has an Ahoge which makes Himeko’s one in Pani Poni Dash look cheap and flimsy with *this one being able to take the shape and form of of various things such as a glove.
 * She is a mortal enemy of Ink thinking that Nao is her “Prince Charming”
 * She has the most odd pajamas I have seen in either Anime or Real Life.
 * She is very clumsy falling over countless times.
 * She has two zips on the side of her uniform.

So while Sumi and her maid drive to school in a limosine, they see Ink-chan waiting for Nao outside his house jumping behind the wall every time someone leaves the house, Nao’s sister mentions to her that he is leaving shortly yet she still jumps behind the wall when he comes out. Hiding behind a pole, Sumi tries to get to Ink but runs into her, causing both of them to fall on the ground where once again, the weird criminal talks to Ink mentioning the following English phrase.


 * “You will see the tears of Time”

He flees when the officer arrives at the scene only to have the police get knocked over by Sumi getting up off the ground.

In the classroom, they have an english class with their teacher, who is also one of the weirdest teachers I have seen on an anime (Except maybe that teacher from DearS). She asks Sumi to speak the following English sentence:


 * “He went deep into the Indian mountains for his Wresting Training”

however she isn’t able to complete it at all (and most probably confuses half the Japanese people trying to learn how to pronounce english words). Ark pops his head out of Ink’s bag and has her pull out her phone which has a distress message from someone in a nearby street and that they should go and help the person. So after class, before they can leave, Sumi tries to talk to Nao but is rejected and deems Ink to be her eternal rival. When they finally leave the classroom, Ink transforms into her “Magical Teacher” form and flies off, unaware the Sumi is right behind her watching.

When Ink arrives at the scene of the distress call, a man is stuck infront of a pink ute, so she stupidly tries to lift it from behind however she cannot, so she pulls out that dialpad of hers and dials F-R-Y (Althrough it comes up with Power in the top). She gains some power gloves and lifts the car above her head and lets the man through, althrough all he says is Arigato, which is weird if some child lifted a ute off the front of me. They suddenly end up in another dimension/force field and run into this wolf who turns into a small and harmless LOOKING cat.

The cat starts to attack them both with dual pistols, and might I add… awww look at the cute little cat with the big scary pistols. Ark and the cat have a little fight as it seems they are enemies back in the magical land. After a failed attempt, Ark successfully defeats the cat. Sumi later on runs into the same cat as Ink did and saves it from some savage cats. As he is beat up as well as him being able to talk like Ark can, she takes him to her mansion.

Ink is also still teaching Nao after the embarassing little problem last episode while Ark reads his hentai. We overhear the english sentence:


 * “Isn’t there too much late night anime? I wonder if the production staff is OK?”

Back at the mansion, the cat tells Sumi that she can become a magical girl just like Ink can.

So the episode ends with Sumi transforming into her magical girl form and supposedly now going after Ink and Ark. There was no preview of the next episode so I assuming that there will be some sort of fight involved.

Moetan Corner Phrase:


 * No Attacking During Transformation Scenes!

3- "Kyōfu Daisakusen" ("Great Scare Tactics")
(恐怖大作戦)

Airdate: July 22, 2007

This episode starts out with Ink and Ark watching a horror movie in which it successfully scares them both causing Ink to hide under a pillow and Ark to erm… keep his eyes on the TV screen in shock. The next day, Ink once again gets targeted by her two friends as well as Sumi who is still madly in love with Nao. Sumi invites Nao to her summer home who also invites Ink and her two friends, as well as Nao’s sister despite Sumi not being exactly pleased with it. That night, Ink has another english session with Nao and they use the english phrase


 * TV Stations get angry when deliveries are late.

Of course, she still spends most of the time fantasising over Nao and her spending time at the beach and ending in some kissing. After that, we are given a quick 5 second scene of the police officer chasing after that weird man. After that, we see Sumi packing for the trip as well as shocking Ka-Kun by shoving him in the bag.

On the morning of the trip, everyone meets infront of the school and wait for Sumi to pick them up. However, Sumi still hasnt woken up where her maid comes in, so after awhile about dreaming about food, the maid gets angry and whacks her and throws her into the car. When the limo gets there, she is still asleep.

Later on in the car, Sumi wakes up and attacks Ink. When they arrive there, they do not go to the beach but to the resort pool (I agree that the pool would be nicer). After Ink being scared of entering the pool and everyone doing their own thing, they retire for the day and have a very classy dinner. While heading to their rooms, Reimi and Rena come across a spirit in the corridor and go to tell Ink and Sumi.

In Nao and Eri’s room, Nao is almost asleep and Eri is being attacked by spirits, when she gets angry about it, she goes into a serious overdrive mode and dodges every other one while Nao is still sleeping. Ink and Sumi are in the bathhouse and they had to include a childhood scene of them two. Anyway, after all that, we see Ark has snuck into the bathhouse and tries to peek through the door. But alas, Ka-Kun is also spying through the door and they knock each other through the door. They both get attacked by the girls.

They both get called on to do some ghostbusting so they transform into their magical forms and go into the basement only to get attacked by flying pigs.

When they stop travelling down, they come across a room full of treasure, but it is booby trapped and they are about to be flattened by a spikey slab of concrete when the weird man (Who I have now found out his name is Dandy… what a weird name for him) attacks the boulder and breaks it into many pieces. He says the normal “Are you okay, Pretty Girl” and says the English Phrase:


 * Limited edition item reservations are one per person!

He once again flees when the police officer arrives (In the basement no less) and the police officer falls down a trap floor before to long. After looking around and stopping Ark from stealing the treasure, another door opens and inside is the maid drinking sake and talking to the ghost. She also seems to be able to see the real Ark althrough I am not sure if the vision was viewable to anyone else.

The weekend ends after that and they all head off home. Ink and Ark are once again scared of the same horror movie that they are watching again however, now the ghost is with them and also scared (Kinda reminds me of the scared nature of Sayo in Negima).

In the Moetan Channel, the following English phrase is mentioned:


 * Even through I don’t want really inexpensive figures, I just buy them because they are cheap.

4- "Toki no Naka no Aidoru" ("The Idol Within Time")
(時の中のアイドル)

Airdate: July 29, 2007

This episode starts off with a idol named Alice who is finishing a performance on television. We only see the end of it and listen in on a conversation with her and her manager. She seems to be going from depressed to happy. Ink is back in her room with Ark who has just finished watching the show. They are talking about… lets go a bit ahead shall we.

Ark and Ink make plans to see her live the day after. It is then the morning where we go back to Sumi’s house and is once again, sleeping. She is woken up once again by her maid who manages to scare her into awakening. (Geez, and that maid still works there). She also has the same plans as Ink and wants to go to the live concert of Alice.

When they both arrive at the concert, they run into each other and have a tiny little brawl as usual. However them, as well as all the otaku’s find out that the concert has been cancelled. Ink gets an emergency call on her mobile and fly off with Sumi and Ka close behind. Might I add, Ark still drools alot for a duck, if that was pure water, I think all the water shortages could be cured in the world the way he is going.

Alice is in an enchanted forest where she lives (Thats right… a forest). She is naked in the water supposedly having a bath when her magical creature, a frail shaking dog walks up to her and talsk to her in his shaking voice. Ink arrives at the Kindergarden first with Sumi falling ontop of her. With once again, them falling in a way that Ark keeps drooling.

The problem? An old perverted man has entered the school grounds and their job is to remove him. Of course, the man turns out to be so perverted that both girls beat the crap out of him. However the main problem is that when they go outside, a giant squid appears and starts to attack them. Once the novelty of being attacked by tentacles gets out of Sumi’s mind, she leaves everything up to Ink who is nearly hit before…

Dandy, the loli adoring criminal appears and mentions the english phrase (Which is the weirdest yet)


 * Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao from the Romance of the Three Kingdoms are extremely moe!

Which I have no idea what it means. Anyway, with his Tuxedo Mask Rose in place, he flees once again leaving the poor police officer who is still chasing him to be whacked by the tentacle of a giant squid. Sumi’s nightmare comes true when she is caught by the squid however that old man from the kindergarden appears and sacrifices himself to defeat the squid. Alice reveals herself to the viewers by transforming into her magical girl form.

Her target? Ark, just as it was when we saw her in Episode 1. She starts shooting at him until Ink, who noticed he was missing, saves the day when she lands on top of her and Alice flees. She appears back in her forest house and transforms into her normal self, and greeted by her concerned dog.

This episode ends with the english lesson where we learn another random english phrase:


 * Anime Staff don’t usually have meetings in the morning.

and the episode ends with Alice and Ark both worried. In Moetan channel, Alice is hosting and gives us the phrase


 * Late night TV anime overlap so I have trouble recording them.

5- "Chiisa na Omoide" ("A Little Memory")
(小さな思い出)

Airdate: August 05, 2007

We see the three school girls walking home in the late afternoon. When Ink gets home, she sits with her mother watching the news involving a pink haired news reader and some monkey wearing overalls, proving still that this anime is quite weird at nearly every possible moment. Her mother is claiming that when she was smaller, she was a child that constantly was a crybaby.

The next day, they are in english class where Nao is successful in reading an english sentence out of the book:


 * The last episode had all of America in tears!

I guess that does have a little bit of usefulness…

Now it is Sumi’s turn, who seems rather angry about it and she still fails to finish one proper sentence, by the way, there is no in our language. However, the sentence is:


 * You can only read Saki Sensei’s comics in

She seemed to have a large amount of trouble with the word comics. However both Ink and Sumi get an alert on their mobiles and they both go flying off. Ink gets to the location first to find a young boy drowning in the river. Sumi comes soon after and both her and Ka-kun are also stuck in the rapids. Ink summons bubbles to save the boy and Sumi yet still leaves Ka-kun drowning.

That weird man from the kindergarden appears and stops Ark saving Ka-kun, however in the end, Ark ends up drowning as well so Sumi takes the role of saving them with a fishing line that emerges from her wand. This saves them however as they flee, Ink and Ark are attacked by alice and a giant toy horse. After some… inappropriate motions from Ark, he casts a spell that backfires and traps him and Ink in it plunging them into darkness.

Both of them end up in the past where they run into a child version of Sumi who is still holding onto that cat doll, after awhile, that maid of hers, Ruriko, pops up in her school uniform and takes her away from the “Cosplay weirdo”. After walkinga round a bit and running into her mother, as well as getting another good ol’ scene of Dandy being chased by the police officer still. They run into Sumi again and after remembering how bad Sumi is at english, read a book to her. After she is once again moved by Ruriko, they spot Nao fighting with some other boys.

They talk for a bit about the game he is playing when Ark finally manages to get them out of the past. When they return, it is once again time for Nao’s lesson in which this time they manage to pull off another weird sentence:


 * No one needs the Green Member.

The episode ends with both Ink and Ark talking once again. In Moetan corner, another long phrase is mentioned:


 * I got mad at the enemy attack so I threw down my portable game system and it broke.

5.5- "Sumi to Ruriko no Moetan Daiarī" ("Sumi and Ruriko's Moetan Diary")
(すみと瑠璃子のもえたんダイアリー)

Airdate: August 12, 2007

A recap episode where Sumi and Ruriko introduce the main cast and summarize the events of the season so far.

6- "Hajimete no Dēto" ("The First Date")
(初めてのデート)

Airdate: December 21, 2007 (DVD only)

Mio is walking through town when she comes across one of the raffle games. She looks at the list of prizes and the forth prize stands out to her which is a stuffed dog toy. She goes into her serious mode once again and ends up winning a ticket for two to somewhere (Forgot where :p). Of course, she has no need for it but after talking to Nao, she gets the idea of giving the two tickets to Ink and Nao for a date, thus the episodes title, “The First Date”

Ink and her mother are making cookies while they discuss random topics. The phone rings and when Ink picks it up, Mio is on the phone telling her about what has happened. During the phone call, Ink goes really happy screaming with joy which comes to the attention of her mother and father. In her room, she is deciding what to wear on their date while Ark watches on imagining her in different cosplay outfits which in the end, cause him to drool. Outside the window, Ka-kun is watching them.

At Sumi’s mansion, Sumi is once again attempting to do her homework with Ruriko standing nearby watching her and attempting to teach her. In the end, Sumi falls asleep in which she has a dream she is transforming. Ruriko notices her laughing which causes her to be hit by a shoe. Still asleep, Sumi dreams she is flying a rocket up into space with Ruriko guiding her. Ruriko proceeds to increase her workload and leave her alone for awhile. Nearby, the police officer once again is looking for Dandy and chases him around the neighborhood. Back at the mansion, Ka-kun tells Sumi what he saw, she gets angry at him, whacks him across the room and he is then hit again by Ruriko who is aggravated at how loud Sumi is.

It is the big day for Ink and as Nao is waiting for her, Ink receives a distress call and follows it. It is once again the old man and there are more random scenes with him. Ink finally meets up with Nao and they have a flashback of when they were young. They proceed to walk around some park and in the end, come up to a petting zoo where Ink proceeds to pet a Rabbit. The two of them accidentally get separated and Ink is now worried that he has ditched her. While Nao asks around for her location, Ink runs into Dandy who pops out of a garbage bin. While they talk for a bit, the police man catches up to him and he runs off.

They finally meet up and they go and have dinner in a bento that Ink made for the two of them. In it, much to Ink’s horror is the biscuits she and her mother made. Nao said they were good through and she was relieved for it. That night, Sumi goes to the same park only to find it shut. The episode ends here.

7- "Nerawareta Gakuen-sai" ("The Targeted School Festival")
(ねらわれた学園祭)

Airdate: August 19, 2007

This episode all starts out in their classroom where they all discuss their plans for the culture fest that is coming up. They all decide to do a haunted house cafe. After class, Ink’s friends decide to scare her with a few of the random props they were going to be using, succeeding quite well with it. At home, Ink is talking to her mother about Nao and her date with him which was supposed to take place in episode 6 but alas, it was cancelled.

Alice is in her lake again, thinking of the past when she was with the human Ark. They seemed to have a thing for each other. The culture festival starts without a problem and Sumi is greeting customers in a ninetail fox costume. While I can’t call it scary, Ruriko meets her dressed in some sort of medievil costume and tells her, what I think is “A fox is not a ghost”. Making Sumi once again, traumatised by her maid. In the cafe, Ink runs into that ghost from episode 3 which she is shocked to see, however it does explain why all the customers are leaving scared. Ink runs into Nao and since she is scared of these things, she screams causing Nao to scream et cetra.

Mio, Nao’s younger sister is walking through the school when someone calls out for her to play a shooting game, she is uninterested until a prize takes her eye. She pays for one shoot and after her dramatic seriousness, she misses it and wins a “Sexy Ojiisan” doll. She is unhappy about this and pays for three more. She remains serious all three times and for the first two times, she is unsuccessful, however the third time she manages to hit it… problem is… it explodes. Ink’s mother appears to her, trying to act serious but fails at that.

At the stage, Alice is going to be singing a song so Ink, Mio and Mother are standing at the back of the crowd. When Alice starts to sing, everyone starts falling to the ground, except Ark and Ink. It was a recording and Alice transported them to the magical world.

While running around the school grounds looking for a way out, they run into Nao who is stumbling out of a classroom, he says that a magical girl is after him, in which then Sumi shoots stars out of her wand. They manage to identify each other and then Nao starts laughing, taunting them, then exploding. They go into another room where that weird ojiisan is and he attacks the girls with noodles causing them to be lifted up to the ceiling. Ka-kun and Ark manage to attack him in the crotch with a giant hammer… ouch… The noodles unravel themselves from the girls and they run out of the room, this time with Ark in a grey hair wig and glasses talking to Alice about what she did.

The episode basically ends here.

The Moetan Corner sentence of the week is:


 * I can’t help buying figurines of characters I don’t like, just because I can see their breasts!

8- "Toraburu" ("Trouble")
(トラブル)

Airdate: August 26, 2007

This episode is packed full of randomness and does not really contribute to the storyline of Moetan. It starts with the directors as different animals discussing what they will be doing with the show and the decide to make it pure randomness for this episode! The things that occurred in this episode was


 * Ark, Sumi and their respective carers have baths at the same time, looked on by their animals and are caught out by the girls.
 * Ink is lead to believe one of her friends is going out with someone, so she stalks her and believes it is that old man, which she is incorrect about as it is just a crepe shop.
 * The girls sensei’s past is revealed when she is saved from the old man by Dandy, who she had a crush on when she was younger.
 * Sumi runs into the old man and blasts him with a gun after he looks up her skirt (Censored by Ka-kun).
 * All girls go to a local bathhouse and Ark ends up being shoved all around the place, drooling as usual.
 * Ink is about to go to bed when she notices Ark is not there, however Alice is in her pool when she suddenly smiles and walks off. Ark wakes up in a boat being rowed by Alice and is being carted off to hell (Even through it is one of my least favorite animes, I do like the Jigoku Shoujo reference they added it.)

9- "Kaze...Nagareru" ("The Wind...Flows")
(風...流れる)

Airdate: September 02, 2007

Ink catches a cold and has to leave school early. Her friends visit her at home. While taking care of her Sumi remembers their friendship from their childhood.


 * Alice is kidnapped by a darker look-alike of her so it is assumed that it could be the negative side of her or something like that.
 * Ink catches the flu, Sumi remembering what Ink did when she was sick when they were younger, goes to check on her in her house and has a flashback of how Ink gave her that big stuffed black cat doll.
 * Alice’s creature makes an alliance with Ka-kun and Ark in order to save Alice from her kidnapper and they set out to find the two girls to help them.
 * Sumi ends up with the flu in the end.

10- "Kindan no Toki" ("Forbidden Time")
(禁断の時)

Airdate: September 09, 2007

This episode starts with Alice restrained by vines and being taunted by her kidnapper who looks like a darker version of herself. In the normal world, Ink is being woken up by the three critters and told to get ready to save Alice. It takes a bit of convincing but she finally decides to go and help so they head to Sumi’s house and pick her up before heading off. At Sumi’s mansion, she has just managed to get over the flu (Very very quick) and gets the three critters as well as Ink dive on her all at once.

After everyone has settled down a bit, the girls transform into their magical forms and they head off to Alice’s house where there is a portal between the worlds. When they arrive there, Ka-kun and Ark vanish and they are found by the other three looking at Alice’s lingere which Na-kun (I have to use that name somewhere), attacks them with both a giant brush and a can of tinned pineapple (Both larger then him). There was no need to as the girls crush each of them under their feer.

They all jump into the water which is the portal to the other world. However, the bad lady set a trap for the girls and they plunge into darkness. When each wake up, they are in a normal day of school without their critters with them. The critters on the other hand are at the gates of the castle and enter. On their way, they run into the old man who is a knight for the magical world, however he plunges dead. (Which I don’t believe is the first time). Ark gets upset once again and runs after the kidnapper, finally finding her.

After some talking, Alice has a flashback of when her and Ark went on a date to a local festival, problem is, every time Ark saw a loli, he started drooling (Same as during the transformation sequence), which really aggravates her. After talking about her abnormal bust size. This is proceeded by a punch in the face and something like a “Team Rocket” size fall through the sky.

They talk a bit more about Ark’s transformation into the duck and the punishment he was being charged for. Ark tries to attack her but is pushed back by a small magic spell. They ask where the two girls have gone and she shows them bound by vines, still in their dream worlds. In Ink’s dream, everything goes black except for Nao and a tree which she then runs away from. She soon runs into Dandy which is able to free her from the dream-state. Dandy appears in the real world and cuts the girls free. He then reveals himself to being a magical knight as well.

Sumi however is still trapped in a dream, eating food from Ruriko. This world is also broken and she runs into the real Ka-kun. Ka-kun manages to free her from her dream world by holding her mouth and nose in the real world, waking her up. Alice is being choked by the hand of her kidnapper and Ark flys into action. After some sort of vision Ark has, he manages to break the spell on his duck form and turns back to his human form. This allows him to get a hit on her. The woman goes mental and suddenly turns to a monster.

Dandy turns the girls into their magical girl forms and they cast a spell at Ark turning him into a duck again but except making him giant sized. The woman is soon defeated and the spells on the critters break turning them into their human like forms. Ark is the same as previously viewed, Ka-kun is some sort of fighter and Na-kun is a red head loli. Alice and Ark embrace in a hug however Ark has eyes for Na-kun which earns him another whack and a “Team Rocket” fly into the sky.

The episode ends with everyone (Except Ark) next to each other with Sumi seemingly in love with the new Ka-kun.

11- "Makeru na Jukensei!" ("Don't Give Up, Examinee!")
(負けるな受験生!)

Airdate: September 16, 2007

Everyone is gathered in front of the magical palace where they are all saying their goodbyes. Ark looks into Alice’s eyes and pretends to be in love with her, although all he is interested about is her bust size. Because of this, she transforms both him and Ark back to their animal forms and they get teleported back to the real world. However, both girls have now lost their abilities to transform.

The day after, Ink’s class gets back their english exams and they Nao does really well in the exam, making Ink very pleased with both him and herself. That afternoon, Sumi finds Ink up on the roof of the school and they both decide to go out for a drink and get some materials for their new magical girl costumes they were going to make. After that, they both go to Ink’s house and make the costumes under the watchful eyes of their pets.

Back in the magical kingdom, Alice is talking to Dandy who claims he has an idea. He opens up a hole into the magical world and lures Alice down into it. Naa (I think that is his name), walks up to Dandy and she is also sent into the human world.

Both of the girls attempt their transformations which dont seem as effective as the real thing however they both head to Nao’s home. Ink arrives first and meets Nao’s sister at the front door. After grabbing a tissue and having a chat, Ink heads up to Nao’s room to do some study. Sumi arrives with also the same intentions however isn’t welcomed as well as Ink was. All three of them study together and the episode basically ends here.

Review: While not as good as last episode for humor, it was a definite hit for background comedy. There were many little things that were good to pick out such as:


 * Ink and Sumi running past that shady man peering into the (clothing??) store
 * Nao’s collection of Potemayo dolls
 * When Sumi and Ink are in the cafe having drinks, the waitress brings a giant ham and gives it to the table behind them which was hilarious.

12- "Sukippu!" ("Skip!")
(スキップ!)

Airdate: September 23, 2007

It is exam time for all the students and they are all busy studying. Ink is in her room studying when her mother brings in a cup of tea for her and they discuss her exam. At school, they are all sitting practice exams for their university entry exams. Sumi has had the biggest change adding huge coke-bottle glasses to her face. After school, Ink talks to Nao about his options and he says he is trying to go to the same university as her.

The policeman is shown for the first time in episodes and is now thinking he has failed at catching Dandy after all the years he has been after him. However he vows that he will look for him. At Nao’s home, his sister Mio is watching Alice’s new performance so it seems as Alice has settled in for the old routine, except not trying to kill Ark every episode. Mio has become accustomed to Ink’s daily trips to their home and welcomes her inside (Unlike before thinking she was weird). At Sumi’s home, she is still studying hard for the exams which were looming upon her. Ka-kun manages to convince her to go to Nao’s home also and study for their exams.

When all three of them are settled in for their lesson, Ink says the phrase:


 * It must be a plot by the makers to change the special features but keep the same contents.

Sumi finds this hard to understand and gets angrier and angrier until she starts to yell at Ink. Nao just sits there smiling to himself while Ark and Ka are reading another one of their adults magazines and then fighting over who should get to read it.

Alice is also happy with her new life in the human world saying that the human world is nice. She is also with Na who is able to transform easily into her animal form or human form quite easily compared to Ka or Ark.

Ka takes up following Ark around village to find out what he gets up to during the day. It turns out that he is respected in the town and everyone adores him. He keeps following him until Ark enters the local kindergarten where he is adored by all the students there (If you don’t remember, he is into loli’s). However the old man also works there and manages to remove him from the kindergarten much to the disappointment of both the students and the other lady working there.

The policeman is sitting on a bench starting to get upset about not being able to find Dandy. Dandy however sits next to him and says hello to him. At first the policeman gets all emotional and then starts chasing him again.

The policeman chases Dandy around a corner and disappears. The police officer runs into Mio and asks her if she had seen Dandy in which she declines. Behind her however, Dandy is in his critter form. He says to her:


 * I really wonder how you say “Panchira” in English.

While i don’t know what Panchira actually means… it earns a foot stamp by Mio. Another magical girl appears infront of them and Mio transforms into her magical girl form which is followed by Dandy doing a mouth drool, Mio gaining a sunflower staff and then her whacking Dandy into some glass.

The other girl summons a talking pencil and eraser (I believe they are mascots of Moetan also). Dandy manages to kill them with one of his magical beams and then the girl runs away. Somehow that girl reminds me of another character somewhere but it might just be my imagination.

So the last few moments of this series involve Sumi studying for her exams and then the credits show Ink and Nao at university.

For the last Moetan Corner, the phrase that is used is:


 * Dialogue Dubbing for Moetan always starts at 10am. That is why I am so sleepy!

13- "Seiki Matsu Hasha! Mahō Shōjo Sō Shingeki" ("The Supreme Ruler at the End of the Century! The Magical Girls' Combined Attack")
(世紀末覇者!魔法少女総進撃)

Airdate: March 25, 2008 (DVD only)

This episode begins with Moetan’s creative staff discussing the end of the series and how will they get their fans to buy the DVDs. Then we see a little skit of Nao killing Pastel Ink with a light sabre, and then we see Dandy (Da-kun) sneaking a glimpse of Mio’s undies while she is in the shower and he gets caught.

Then the series switches to high school, where Mio is now a first year student, and she is caught daydreaming about a cute guy in her class. Then after school, a female classmate of Mio chases after her and she stumbles and falls to the ground, immediately Mio recognizes her as the stupid magic girl that she fought in the other episode. While walking home, the girl tells Mio that someone named Himawari changed her into a magic girl because she wanted her help in defeating Mio.

After a while Mio hears a voice calling to her, and Dandy tells her that the voice is from another world. Soon, Mio receives a text message on her magic girl phone telling her that she is Pastel Ink from another world and that she has died and needs her help in the other world. Mio and the other girl (Magical Shizuku) transform and Dandy tells them to head to Alice’s house so they can travel to the other world. Upon arriving at Alice’s house, Alice and her assistant tells the King that they also heard the voice and are ready to assist them.

Soon, Alice transforms into a magical girl and she uses her power to open a gate to the world where Ink is currently in. When the group arrives in the new world they discover that Sumi and her maid are also there but in this other world Sumi is no longer rich but she is instead very poor. After Sumi extracts some food and money from the group she gives them directions to where Pastel Ink is being held in a frozen slumber.

As Alice and Mio are searching for Ink, Nao and Arks (Ah-kun) have laid a trap for the girls. Once the girls arrive at the secret base they are attacked by Ka-kun after he transforms into his human form, Alice tries to battle him but she and Mio are overwhelmed by his power. Soon, Da-kun shows up and he tells the girls he’ll handle this, and as Dandy and Ka-kun begin to battle Alice and Mio continue on in search of Ink.

Alice and Mio have to fight their way through the secret base until they are confronted by Ah-kun (Arks) and he unleashes his secret weapon on the girls, Dark Ink. At Ah-kun command Dark Ink attacks the girls telling them that she will kill them. Dark Ink is very powerful, and soon she is close to defeating the girls when Tempura Sumi and Alice’s assistant shows up from their world to help them. Sumi manages to change Ink back to her normal self by calling her a grade schooler, and Ah-kun uses his fart attack to escape from the girls.

Once the girls arrive at Nao’s throne room he tells the girls his master plan, he will use his magical powers to transform every girl with a “B” cup or larger breast size into a “A” cups. After hearing this all the magic girls get very angry and Ah-kun decides that Nao will not be able to defeat all the girls, so he changes sides and is killed by Nao.

Then Nao transforms into a giant monster with naughty tentacle attacks and Mio uses her magic girl staff to summon mecha planes from their original world. Once the planes arrive, the king tells the girls to go ahead and show him the power of magic girls, and they get transported to the planes and combine to form a giant robot. The girls then use a giant magic girl sword to destroy the Nao monster and then they return to their world.

Then the show ends with Da-kun getting caught playing with Mio’s undies again, and then it finishes with a montage of the girls with their animal mascots in various poses. Well, That’s all for this episode and this series.